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Mammillaria lasiacantha is a species of cactus in the subfamily Cactoideae, with the common names lacespine nipple cactus, small pincushion cactus, and biznaga de espinas pubescentes (Spanish).

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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}

{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}

{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}

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Feel is the second Japanese extended play by South Korean singer Lee Jun-ho. It was released on July 9, 2014.

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