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Mammillaria lasiacantha is a species of cactus in the subfamily Cactoideae, with the common names lacespine nipple cactus, small pincushion cactus, and biznaga de espinas pubescentes (Spanish).
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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
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Feel is the second Japanese extended play by South Korean singer Lee Jun-ho. It was released on July 9, 2014.
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